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This could be from Ripleys "Believe it ot not"

UK bomb squad called to Gloucester hospital after man gets WWII anti-tank shell stuck up 'in his rectum'

It's understood the explosive was a shell measuring 57mm in diameter, according to Gloucestershire Live. The artillery shells were used in World War II as anti-tank rounds and later used by British tanks in North Africa.
The patient is a military enthusiast who reportedly "slipped" and landed on the piece of army ordnance, The Sun reports.
"The guy said he found the shell when he was having a clear-out of his stuff," a source told The Sun.
"He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it - and it went up his a***."
The patient has been released from hospital and is expected to make a full recovery.
"Slipped and fell on it" - when he was naked, presumably.
And we believe that, don't we?