There's 2L of milk sitting in the fridge that needs using. What should I do with it?
I hear it does wonders spilt in the back of a car
Sounds like you have a plan for recreational revenge now, Snoozey!
Rice pudding, made with lemon zest and cinnamon, to be served cold. Ricotta.
Offer it to a neighbour?
Make some milk based sauces and freeze them? Bechemal? White sauce?