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RE: Friday Funnies - harm_less - 13-07-2025
(13-07-2025, 02:17 PM)Lilith7 Wrote: John Cleese on TrumpWorth noting that it was recorded 8 years ago. I would be great to see an update to his current views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UueGetlwpw
RE: Friday Funnies - Lilith7 - 14-07-2025
(13-07-2025, 02:22 PM)harm_less Wrote:(13-07-2025, 02:17 PM)Lilith7 Wrote: John Cleese on TrumpWorth noting that it was recorded 8 years ago. I would be great to see an update to his current views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UueGetlwpw
It would that.
RE: Friday Funnies - Lilith7 - 14-07-2025
Neighbourhood surveliance....cats
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1286168689735536&set=a.725536865798724
RE: Friday Funnies - Lilith7 - 18-07-2025
One of my favourites
Billy Connolly
Chasing Wildebeests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBInfo-Nk-8
Edie Falco
reads a letter about White Supreemacists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cyRkLb8G0&t=6s
Danny Bhoy
Scottish breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63jKvxOfbeM
RE: Friday Funnies - Lilith7 - 25-07-2025
Danny Bhoy
Sick of technology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHTzmrY4NHs&t=27s
Danny Bhoy,
sceptical about Jesus turning water into wine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HS0BPkmEBg
RE: Friday Funnies - Lilith7 - 27-07-2025
I know. It isn't Friday, but this was too good not to share...
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello sir, how are you today?"
"I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Sir, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft".
"Microsoft, eh? Is that a city in Pakistan? How's the weather there today?"
" No, sir - MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer and -"
"REALLY?? Well, that's quite concerning......"
"Yes sir, it can become very serious indeed, but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you. Now, if you -"
"No, I meant it's very concerning because you see I don't HAVE a computer".
"You don't?"
"I don't".
"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop sir -"
"Don't have one".
"Ipad?"
"Nope".
"Tablet?"
"Nope, I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone".
After a few seconds of silence he said "Ah, sir, you are lying to me now!"
I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.?
RE: Friday Funnies - Lilith7 - 01-08-2025
Dave Allen
Parking offence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rWogRmKD7g
Billy Connolly
Algebra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70EuGLLmbGM
Danny Bhoy
Description of a Scots Ceilidh dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1msu8iQT3kw
RE: Friday Funnies - Lilith7 - 08-08-2025
Dave Allen
Funniest Irish joke ever told
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmNAhGkW8yo
Kevin Bridges
The difference between American & Scottish parties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtTE1h9LTGY
John Clarke
How does the financial system work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_3T-Af57Pg
RE: Friday Funnies - Lilith7 - 29-08-2025
Mel Smith on Parkinson, confusion over Aussie slang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni6LSHVmqGg
Billy Connolly
Two Scotsmen in Rome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBbvnbApzKM
RE: Friday Funnies - Lilith7 - 05-09-2025
Blackadder goes forth
The painting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxbzb8XXiGQ
Minder
Can't fly the Union jack
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mJWK5qzbj4I
RE: Friday Funnies - Lilith7 - 07-09-2025
Stunbled across this, Dave Allen sketch...
https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=785183227327870
RE: Friday Funnies - Lilith7 - 12-09-2025
Danny Bhoy
The problems with Noah & his ark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AT73jLE_5Q
Rowan Atkinson
The devil 'Toby' welcomes you to hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut116mBuPpg