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Mile high jokes - Oh_hunnihunni - 26-04-2022

First it was that guy crashing his plane for likes and then it was our very own version...

https://www.stuff.co.nz/opinion/128449031/captain-luxon-encounters-unexpected-turbulence


RE: Mile high jokes - harm_less - 26-04-2022

Well written bit of satire followed by the expected polarised comments.


RE: Mile high jokes - Oldfellah - 26-04-2022

I asked the flight attendant on the plane if I could join the mile high club.
She replied back, " Sir, we don't offer that service, we are Virgin Airlines".

Mile High Club
I thought I had joined the mile high club. Turns out it doesn't count if you are by yourself.

I just joined the mile-high club.
Very few people are that skilled on a trampoline.


RE: Mile high jokes - Lilith7 - 26-04-2022

(26-04-2022, 01:05 PM)Oldfellah Wrote: I asked the flight attendant on the plane if I could join the mile high club.
She replied back, " Sir, we don't offer that service, we are Virgin Airlines".

Mile High Club
I thought I had joined the mile high club. Turns out it doesn't count if you are by yourself.

I just joined the mile-high club.
Very few people are that skilled on a trampoline.
Big Grin Big Grin