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Whale spy found dead - Lilith7 - 02-09-2024
The suspected Russian spy was found dead in Norwegian waters. Hvaldimir was apparently very interested in humans....& has died suddenly.
Well, that's it then; the Russians took him out lest he defected...
https://www.1news.co.nz/2024/09/02/celebrity-russian-spy-whale-found-dead-in-norwegian-waters/
RE: Whale spy found dead - king1 - 02-09-2024
or he knew he was outed and chomped down on the cyanide pill
RE: Whale spy found dead - Lilith7 - 02-09-2024
(02-09-2024, 04:02 PM)king1 Wrote: or he knew he was outed and chomped down on the cyanide pill
And who could blame him...
RE: Whale spy found dead - nzoomed - 02-09-2024
Well its Russia after all!
RE: Whale spy found dead - Oh_hunnihunni - 03-09-2024
Beats being chucked out a hotel window. Or stabbed with a brolly.
RE: Whale spy found dead - Lilith7 - 03-09-2024
(03-09-2024, 07:00 AM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Beats being chucked out a hotel window. Or stabbed with a brolly.
It does.
Mind you though...this could all be nonsense, a faked death so that whale spy can continue under another identity...
RE: Whale spy found dead - Oh_hunnihunni - 03-09-2024
Well, all it needs is a fake mo and a new passport...
RE: Whale spy found dead - Lilith7 - 03-09-2024
(03-09-2024, 05:52 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Well, all it needs is a fake mo and a new passport...
Yeah..that'd work. And perhaps a hat...
And glasses...
RE: Whale spy found dead - Oh_hunnihunni - 04-09-2024
Now you are just being silly. No one wears a hat in the sea...
RE: Whale spy found dead - Lilith7 - 04-09-2024
(04-09-2024, 09:08 AM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Now you are just being silly. No one wears a hat in the sea...
Bathing cap ring any bells....?
Lovely mental image...
RE: Whale spy found dead - Oh_hunnihunni - 04-09-2024
Awwww, I thought you'd find some waterproof way out, lol...
RE: Whale spy found dead - Lilith7 - 04-09-2024
I went looking, found this. Probably a few dozen would do the trick..
https://www.amazon.com/Surfing-Electric-Motor-hydrofoil-Surfboard/dp/B0CMWP38J2
RE: Whale spy found dead - Oh_hunnihunni - 04-09-2024
They look dangerously like squid...
Hang on, maybe that's what done him in...
RE: Whale spy found dead - Lilith7 - 04-09-2024
(04-09-2024, 03:28 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: They look dangerously like squid...
Hang on, maybe that's what done him in...
Might have been one of those electric eels...
That could be it, a crack squad of ninja assassin eels...
https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/animals/fish/facts/electric-eel
I SO wish McPhail & Gadsy were still around; they'd have such fun with this.
RE: Whale spy found dead - Oh_hunnihunni - 05-09-2024
Crack is right. Crack fizz gurgle...
RE: Whale spy found dead - Lilith7 - 05-09-2024
(05-09-2024, 03:38 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Crack is right. Crack fizz gurgle...
I don't suppose..nah, it'd never work.
There's just no way we could get the entire population of politicians into a swimming pool at the same time as a crack squad of highly trained electric eels...sigh...