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:( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - crafters_corner - 24-12-2021
All I said, was that he was a fat ass in a red suit.
WTF. True ain't it??
Hey Santa....Hy is net n vet gat in n rooi pak Fuck You.
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - Oh_hunnihunni - 24-12-2021
That'll learn ya, flirting with an old guy when he's busy with his sleigh...
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - Rumpelteazer - 24-12-2021
If you said that to me I would unfriend you too. That is if we were ever friends.
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - crafters_corner - 24-12-2021
He shoulda been grateful that a young and beautiful woman was flirting with him.
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - Oh_hunnihunni - 24-12-2021
No doubt he would have been if such a thing was happening. But instead, he gets a tutu wearing senior cit with lascivious intentions hurling abuse at him, poor man.
You might've at least offered him a bikkie or two...
Timtams for instance.
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - crafters_corner - 24-12-2021
(24-12-2021, 12:09 PM)Rumpelteazer Wrote: If you said that to me I would unfriend you too. That is if we were ever friends.You would not. You'd want me sitting on your knee and whispering in your ear, what I really want for Christmas.
(24-12-2021, 01:34 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: No doubt he would have been if such a thing was happening. But instead, he gets a tutu wearing senior cit with lascivious intentions hurling abuse at him, poor man.I'd give Santa some of my special Double Creme Betweens.
You might've at least offered him a bikkie or two...
Timtams for instance.
That'll get him moving over the ice quicker, to deliver my 'presents'.
I'm secretly hoping that he will buy me "50 Ways To Eat Cock - Healthy Chicken Recipes With Balls"
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - Oh_hunnihunni - 24-12-2021
Borderline offensive that one...
Roosters of the world deserve better.
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - crafters_corner - 24-12-2021
(24-12-2021, 04:49 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Borderline offensive that one...It's an actual recipe book, so it can't be offensive.
Roosters of the world deserve better.
But, if that's the way you take it, then so be it. Report it.
A rooster is a cock. It is what it is.
It could also be the other reason why santa unfriended me.
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - Oh_hunnihunni - 24-12-2021
Bloody South Africans. So aggressive when challenged...
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - crafters_corner - 24-12-2021
All Saffa's go home NOW!!!!
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - king1 - 24-12-2021
https://www.amazon.com/50-Ways-Eat-Cock-AlternaTips/dp/148259143X
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - Rumpelteazer - 24-12-2021
(24-12-2021, 01:46 PM)crafters_corner Wrote:(24-12-2021, 12:09 PM)Rumpelteazer Wrote: If you said that to me I would unfriend you too. That is if we were ever friends.You would not. You'd want me sitting on your knee and whispering in your ear, what I really want for Christmas.
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - Oh_hunnihunni - 25-12-2021
Me neither RT. She is one elf that needs swatting.
RE: :( Santa just unfriended me on Facebook... - crafters_corner - 25-12-2021
(24-12-2021, 08:30 PM)Rumpelteazer Wrote:Looking good there Santa.(24-12-2021, 01:46 PM)crafters_corner Wrote: You would not. You'd want me sitting on your knee and whispering in your ear, what I really want for Christmas.I am not sure about that.