Funny on radio

[Kenj]

Just heard this on steam radio.

Bloke asks his wife... "what would you do if we won Lotto?"

"Take my half and leave you" she said

"OK" he said "Here's $13.50, we won 4th division last night"

[CliveM]

Good one Ken

[allblack]

If only!

[Kenj]

And then, I have a friend who said I should take up yoga! It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose.

I told him that Vodka has the same results without all that sweating.

[R2x1]

And then, I have a friend who said I should take up yoga! It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose.

I told him that Vodka has the same results without all that sweating.

. . . as does Epsom Salts.

[Kenj]

And then, I have a friend who said I should take up yoga! It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose.

I told him that Vodka has the same results without all that sweating.

. . .  as does Epsom Salts.