Australia offers to sell NZ to Tump

[Lilith7]

"Asked by Trump whether there were any people living on the islands,the spokesperson confirmed 'Just a few million... but they won't mind at all."



https://theshovel.com.au/2025/01/08/aust...4pM033RGjw

[harm_less]

"Asked by Trump whether there were any people living on the islands,the spokesperson confirmed 'Just a few million... but they won't mind at all."



https://theshovel.com.au/2025/01/08/aust...4pM033RGjw

What's up? Have the Aussies run out of things they can dig up and sell?

[Oh_hunnihunni]

Rotten sods. They oughta give us back our babies.

And pavolva.

[Praktica]

We don't need to be sold to Trump - we have our own f*wits here.

[Oh_hunnihunni]

True. But at least our lot are not threatening to colonise their neighbours.

[Lilith7]

We don't need to be sold to Trump - we have our own f*wits here.

Indeed we do - there was one on FB just now, claiming that people 'choose' poverty...

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True. But at least our lot are not threatening to colonise their neighbours.

Yet....

If this lot could see a profit in it, they just might try it...

[Oh_hunnihunni]

There are definitely choices that lead to poverty, but to suggest people choose poverty is really over simplifying the process of life.

[nzoomed]

That would be disastrous for NZ, imagine becoming the 51st state?

[Lilith7]

There are definitely choices that lead to poverty, but to suggest people choose poverty is really over simplifying the process of life.

Yes, because that is what idiots can understand...its always easier to simply point the bony little finger, claim that 'it's all their own fault' & continue on their merry way..

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That would be disastrous for NZ, imagine becoming the 51st state?

If that happened, we might all have to move to...gulp..Orstralia!