Local Body Elections

[harm_less]

Dad was a chartered accountant, I studied two years of a bcom before switching to IT and yes I have an accountant...

bit of a pointless line Heisenberg.  Initially you said you won't find an accountant doing anything illegal, quite clearly that statement is wrong.  All depends on the person and their circumstances

yes i did say that but i didn’t mean a accountant doing something illegal for a client

does your accountant do your tax.... does he claim for everything he can legally claim for.... is he helping you dodge paying tax.......just like those greedy rich bastards eh make them pay more tax so the bludgers can lie in bed until midday.........that includes you then chum or do you say to your accountant dont claim for that or that or that

You are just proving that you have no real knowledge of how accountancy works. Tax mitigation is about using the tax laws to your own advantage without breaking those laws.

It can be as simple as claiming tax on donations or a realistic percentage of your home expenses if your business is based there. And your piss biscuit routine of blaming the country's woes on beneficiaries is well and truly wearing thin.

[harm_less]

You are just proving that you have no real knowledge of how accountancy works. Tax mitigation is about using the tax laws to your own advantage without breaking those laws.

It can be as simple as claiming tax on donations or a realistic percentage of your home expenses if your business is based there. And your piss biscuit routine of blaming the country's woes on beneficiaries is well and truly wearing thin.

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Yawn. Just the same old shit on repeat from you Heiny. Full of accusations with nothing to back it up.

[Lilith7]

I'm reasonably sure that the world & it's dog are well aware that all over the world, there are accountants helping wealthy clients by being 'creative' with their money in order to avoid paying the taxes which they should be paying...

[Oh_hunnihunni]

I have to vent.

There was a knock on my door today, I answered it to be faced with a well presented white male of middle years brandishing a pamphlet from Citizens and Ratepayers... he introduced himseld as Mike someone, I didn't catch the rest but I immediately said 'I've voted.'

His response? "Oh, good for you."

Patronising bastard...

I know, he meant well. Still patronising. Fight the patriarchy...

[harm_less]

I have to vent.

There was a knock on my door today, I answered it to be faced with a well presented white male of middle years brandishing a pamphlet from Citizens and Ratepayers... he introduced himseld as Mike someone, I didn't catch the rest but I immediately said 'I've voted.'

His response? "Oh, good for you."

Patronising bastard...

I know, he meant well. Still patronising. Fight the patriarchy...

He wouldn't have realised the bullet he had dodged by not engaging in conversation/debate. Poor buggar had no idea he had essentially turned up at a gun fight with a pocket knife 

[Lilith7]

I have to vent.

There was a knock on my door today, I answered it to be faced with a well presented white male of middle years brandishing a pamphlet from Citizens and Ratepayers... he introduced himseld as Mike someone, I didn't catch the rest but I immediately said 'I've voted.'

His response? "Oh, good for you."

Patronising bastard...

I know, he meant well. Still patronising. Fight the patriarchy...

He wouldn't have realised the bullet he had dodged by not engaging in conversation/debate. Poor buggar had no idea he had essentially turned up at a gun fight with a pocket knife