How is this dude gonna hide

[king1]

Yep, you have to wonder what his life must have been like, that he'd choose to look like that.

I would suggest there's a good chance those tattoos were applied by fellow inmates in a prison (and/or gang) situation. Or at least the first version that the current incarnation is now covering.

No 'licenced' tattooist would take pride in a mess like that.

yeah, I hope he got a refund...