Ciggies and Grog and photography

[Oh_hunnihunni]

Awww, who's a beautiful girl then! 

I always reckoned that when the missus wasn't speaking to me, at least the dog still loved me.

Ken

If you get a Jaguar they're also prepared to love you anytime.    (Once)

(That's the hairy type of Jaguar, if you get the other sort of Jaguar, mechanics and auto-electricians will welcome you enthusiastically no matter how many times a week you visit - they'll even keep your car safely out of the weather for you for prolonged periods while they're eagerly assisting you to minimise your fuel consumption and tyre wear.)

Sounds like my Spitfire...