"Bespoke" shoes

[Lilith7]

I've seen no suggestion that he thinks his shoes are bespoke, they just came from a bespoke shoemaker; a subtle distinction that seems to have escaped most of you, despite your extensive educations and towering intellects.

Mike's over there, living his best life, having fun and spending his own money on things that bring him joy. Meanwhile you all are stuck back here in your envy and misery, having a whinge. Its pretty obvious who is having the better time.

Also, having now seen King Charles' shoes, they do look far more like "Mike's, except with a buckle" than the slippers that the Spinoff article so smuggly declared he'd be wearing.

The day I'd be envious of him has happily, yet to dawn. I think the man's an idiot.