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Mobilty scooter polo
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I'm just about to get a lightweight weather resistant body for my µTesla, EV, red coloured, green scooter. It's a folding thing, so I get my 2nd ever convertible. (First one was an auto retracting one , anything above 35 MPH on a rough road involved the floppy bit trying advanced violent, complicated wrestling holds and throws on itself. The home-built body tried similar tricks, but that needed over 45 MPH, a velocity only rarely achieved, and never on flat ground.) 
My biggest problem now is how to go about calling for tenders to perform rain dances with the scooter (I've been practicing that)  Just call Drought Busters. Smile 
Alternatively, unfold the top, erect it, and without a single incantation I expect to dehydrate moderate sized stripes of vulnerable wettable areas everywhere I go.  Flood busters at your service. Wink  For a fee of course.
Sadly as with all things disability related, the cost for this body kit is worthy of SpaceX long range missions, as astronomical numbers come into play. Sad  Asking for the Machete equivalent of archery slits to be installed as an option could cause fiscal perturbations around 9.5 on the Richter scale. Bugger.

This chariot is full of disappointments, it is pretty useless for hot pursuits of cats too. Perhaps a Laser Turret could wreak havoc on the garden defilers? - Hmm . . . .
Entropy is not what
it used to be.


Messages In This Thread
Mobilty scooter polo - by Kenj - 30-05-2023, 07:37 PM
RE: Mobilty scooter polo - by Oh_hunnihunni - 31-05-2023, 09:13 AM
RE: Mobilty scooter polo - by Bryan - 31-05-2023, 12:55 PM
RE: Mobilty scooter polo - by piroska - 01-06-2023, 11:57 AM
RE: Mobilty scooter polo - by Oh_hunnihunni - 01-06-2023, 02:06 PM
RE: Mobilty scooter polo - by Oh_hunnihunni - 31-05-2023, 01:55 PM
RE: Mobilty scooter polo - by R2x1 - 31-05-2023, 07:57 PM
RE: Mobilty scooter polo - by Kenj - 01-06-2023, 02:54 PM
RE: Mobilty scooter polo - by R2x1 - 01-06-2023, 03:16 PM

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