ACT on the brink of holding some power; what does it mean?

[Wainuiguy]

New policy - get rid of red tape.

Action? A new Ministry of Regulation.

Oh yeah, that'll do it. Stupid boy.

Yes thought the same as well.  Could imagine that first meeting.

So what can we do to get rid of red tape?

Ban red ink sir!   You can't have red tape without red ink!

Brilliant Johnson!

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Though a National Act Government would be far better than a Labour Green Maori Party government.