03-08-2023, 09:32 PM
You must give the christians credit however for offering a money-back guarantee on all tithes and donations to any believer if heaven is found not to be exactly as described.
Careful! Always remember that Heck is a place reserved for those who don't believe in Gosh.
Car dealers have expended a lot of effort trying to pedal a similar warranty but their lawyers regretfully advised them that requiring claimants to be deceased is going to be a bit difficult to insert into car warranties, what with consumer guarantees, fair trading acts, and the like.
Careful! Always remember that Heck is a place reserved for those who don't believe in Gosh.
Car dealers have expended a lot of effort trying to pedal a similar warranty but their lawyers regretfully advised them that requiring claimants to be deceased is going to be a bit difficult to insert into car warranties, what with consumer guarantees, fair trading acts, and the like.
Entropy is not what
it used to be.