26-08-2023, 10:10 PM
" . . . one that goes on and on and on... "
Like Long Covid? It's got that stick-to-it-ivity, AKA tenacity. and once it (@%#~* Covid ) goes ~ ~ I can resume mobility - but, it sure does enhance scooter fashion enhancement foibles. Does your ShamPain model beat my Burgundy racer for sheer Db output of an Ah-ooo-gah horn? (Pat. Pend.)
Have you got an LED headlight that actually lets you see? In the dark ! ! ! !
Do you have 4 batteries enabling you (with double the supplied Watt-Hours) to achieve 75% of the advertised range? Except for any uphill bits.
Can you stay dry while scooting through a deluginous downpour?
Unlike my first ever scoot, ~~ which was definitely decidedly deliquescent, aquatic, (and fortunately 97.5% downhill) with a fast vanishing energy reserve. Expletives inserted. Eventually reaching home after a van ride that rivaled the space shuttle for $$ per metre several more expletives were released. . But other than a couple of "pointing at the sky" wheelstand surprise maneuvers - hopefully now abolished, it's been mostly good - especially while confined to barracks. Well, at least it's not quite such a surprise to see only clouds out front now.
Bear in mind, this is NOT a Champagne model; or reading the casualty list could have been a mite tiresome - but a genuine power plus packed, full on excitement assured, Super Durable Burgundy Rocket that (even with it's hue enhanced performance and a learners permit) was stretched to endure the 1.5 KM test, and you will see that winning Lotto would be a trifle. (But, not a totally insignificant trifle.)
Winning Lotto regularly would definitely assist me to have the resources to save money on transport over limited distances (preferably downhill) provided speed is not important. nor is comfort on Auck Transphut maintained footpaths, nor freedom of passage past the residence of dorks that believe footpaths are for parking bins on several days a week.
Life is just a dream . . . . . . .
Like Long Covid? It's got that stick-to-it-ivity, AKA tenacity. and once it (@%#~* Covid ) goes ~ ~ I can resume mobility - but, it sure does enhance scooter fashion enhancement foibles. Does your ShamPain model beat my Burgundy racer for sheer Db output of an Ah-ooo-gah horn? (Pat. Pend.)
Have you got an LED headlight that actually lets you see? In the dark ! ! ! !
Do you have 4 batteries enabling you (with double the supplied Watt-Hours) to achieve 75% of the advertised range? Except for any uphill bits.
Can you stay dry while scooting through a deluginous downpour?
Unlike my first ever scoot, ~~ which was definitely decidedly deliquescent, aquatic, (and fortunately 97.5% downhill) with a fast vanishing energy reserve. Expletives inserted. Eventually reaching home after a van ride that rivaled the space shuttle for $$ per metre several more expletives were released. . But other than a couple of "pointing at the sky" wheelstand surprise maneuvers - hopefully now abolished, it's been mostly good - especially while confined to barracks. Well, at least it's not quite such a surprise to see only clouds out front now.
Bear in mind, this is NOT a Champagne model; or reading the casualty list could have been a mite tiresome - but a genuine power plus packed, full on excitement assured, Super Durable Burgundy Rocket that (even with it's hue enhanced performance and a learners permit) was stretched to endure the 1.5 KM test, and you will see that winning Lotto would be a trifle. (But, not a totally insignificant trifle.)
Winning Lotto regularly would definitely assist me to have the resources to save money on transport over limited distances (preferably downhill) provided speed is not important. nor is comfort on Auck Transphut maintained footpaths, nor freedom of passage past the residence of dorks that believe footpaths are for parking bins on several days a week.
Life is just a dream . . . . . . .
Entropy is not what
it used to be.