Street name chosen by Iwi 'too long'

[Oh_hunnihunni]

I wouldn't trust any test - especially since they invented false positives. But then I don't really trust doctors that much either.

Ever since one of them told me I couldn't have babies.

Cue Rolling Eyes emoji followed by Fainting one...

SNAP! Well, except for telling me I couldn't have babies I worked that bit out for myself.
Hang on, a Dr did tell us we wouldn't be able to have any more kids. Since SWMBO was 76 at the time and had the birdcage whipped out of her playpen about 12 years earlier, and i was about to get an apple corer dealing to my prostate the next morning at 79 yrs of antiquity - - we couldn't argue with her diagnosis.    The Doc was laughing as she told us, she was proved right BTW. 

Except I was 30 odd when that news was conveyed after a lot of fertility testing. I had my daughter five years later.

It was a bit of a shock to me and the doc!  "I don't quite know how to tell you this Michele but..."