Sometimes a word is worth a zillion pixels - -

[Lilith7]

But of course, vulgar might even beat out profane.  I tried quite a trot up and down the lalochezia scale, and for extra points, did a fair portion on one leg.. I was inspired by finding a battery drill I didn't even know was missing using only pedestrian braille.
Kicked the little Sebastian, but fortunately my safety jandals were safely undamaged. The lesser sinister foot finger wasn't any too happy though, the drill was just a point or two shy of winning a mystery air trip for one.

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Tanstaafl is a handy word, especially this season when snollygosters are sneaking out of their kennels and promising the earth.

I now have a sign on my ranch-slider, right at eye height,
It says:

NO

Snollygosters.

Offenders shot,

Survivors will be shot again.

Haven't had to shoot any - yet