Why don't they call a spade a spade?

[Roscoe]

My grandfather was a wordsmith. He used to 'call a spade a bloody shovel'.

It doesn't matter what the words are, it is the communicating that is important.

So you are quite happy to be thought of someone who copys the Yanks? What is the matter? Would you rather be a sick Yank than a Kiwi? Shame on you!
It DOES MATTER what the words are! I suppose you talk like the Yanks as well. Disgusting! 
But perhaps it does not matter to you. You are obviously not a true blue Kiwi.