The perils of compost

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At least we don't have the bitey varieties here. I well remember one of my labourers ejecting himself very rapidly from a sitting position during a smoko break when I was surveying in the jungles of Borneo. He suddenly discovered he was sitting on a fire ant colony. The rest of the crew thought it was hilarious though as the victim very hurredly undressed and did his best to shake the ants out of his clothing and off of himself.