When your new dishwasher needs an app to get full functionality

[Oh_hunnihunni]

My first router from Mercury was app controlled. I tried to get it to work, honest, but it locked me out. From the US. For four days.

So I whined and wept on the call centre people and got sent a plug and play replacement that didn't require me to sign up to some American database monitoring system.

I think...

But who knows? I just bought a cheap laundry bag online from a local supplier and they 'need' my phone number for delivery purposes. Nope. Just post it ffs...