16-04-2022, 03:02 PM
Apologies in advance - some of these are groan inducing, but I was unable to resist.
Now before we start, we would like to tell you that we will not be going to do any jokes about Jesus.
He’s not the kind of guy you’d like to… Cross!
Why was the Easter bunny arrested for taking money from kids forcefully?
He was charged with eggstortion.
What is the head of the Easter Bunny association called?
Chareman.
What type of seat does an Easter bunny prefer?
An arm chare.
Who does the Easter Bunny admire the most among humans?
Eggheads.
On Easter Sunday, I witnessed Batman leave church early.
I had never seen Christian Bale before.
What do you call a flea-infested rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Why was the Easter egg hiding from everyone?
He was inherently a little chicken.
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)