18-12-2021, 07:17 PM
Two men are sitting on a park bench. One says, "What do you mean, you can see perfectly? You're blind as a bat!" The second man says, "Think so? I can see perfectly. See that cat coming? I can see he has one eye." the first man says, "You are blind. That cat has two eyes, and he's not coming, he's going."
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".