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Jokes and Funnies...
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Q. What did one butt cheek say to the other? 
A. Together, we can stop this shit.
Q. What kind of Bees produce milk? 
A. Boobees
Q. What did the penis say to the condom? 
A. Cover me, I’m going in
Q. What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? 
A. Chewing gum
Q. What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms? 
A. Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear.
Q. What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? 
A. Thanks for coming!
Q. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? 
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. How is a boyfriend/girlfriend like a laxative? 
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.
Q. What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? 
A. Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Q. What did the penis say to the vagina? A. Don’t make me come in there!
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Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 07-11-2021, 12:14 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Praktica - 07-11-2021, 12:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 08-11-2021, 08:51 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 09-11-2021, 01:39 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 11-11-2021, 11:11 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 13-11-2021, 04:35 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 13-11-2021, 06:42 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 13-11-2021, 08:36 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 14-11-2021, 01:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 15-11-2021, 06:12 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 16-11-2021, 10:23 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 17-11-2021, 10:02 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 17-11-2021, 11:03 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 17-11-2021, 04:22 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 18-11-2021, 06:18 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 18-11-2021, 02:47 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 19-11-2021, 10:46 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 20-11-2021, 11:35 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 20-11-2021, 01:17 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 21-11-2021, 09:20 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 20-11-2021, 02:07 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 23-11-2021, 03:59 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 23-11-2021, 04:08 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 24-11-2021, 04:12 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 24-11-2021, 06:19 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 24-11-2021, 06:53 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 26-11-2021, 08:01 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 26-11-2021, 01:45 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 26-11-2021, 03:06 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 29-11-2021, 05:48 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 01-12-2021, 06:17 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-12-2021, 03:02 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by joe 90 - 03-12-2021, 12:17 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 03-12-2021, 11:04 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 03-12-2021, 03:14 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Rumpelteazer - 03-12-2021, 08:26 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 05-12-2021, 09:38 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 05-12-2021, 03:45 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 07-12-2021, 02:15 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 07-12-2021, 04:05 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 07-12-2021, 04:21 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 07-12-2021, 03:35 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 09-12-2021, 02:09 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Rumpelteazer - 10-12-2021, 08:26 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 12-12-2021, 06:30 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 17-12-2021, 03:19 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oh_hunnihunni - 17-12-2021, 06:35 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 18-12-2021, 07:17 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 19-12-2021, 10:42 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 19-12-2021, 10:58 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Zurdo - 19-12-2021, 02:54 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 19-12-2021, 04:38 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 19-12-2021, 05:54 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 02-01-2022, 02:33 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 21-12-2021, 04:50 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 21-12-2021, 06:01 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 22-12-2021, 08:50 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 22-12-2021, 10:24 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 23-12-2021, 02:28 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 24-12-2021, 11:04 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Zurdo - 27-12-2021, 05:50 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oldfellah - 27-12-2021, 06:58 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 02:26 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 03:21 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 02-01-2022, 03:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 02-01-2022, 04:05 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 05:47 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oldfellah - 02-01-2022, 05:49 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 06:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oldfellah - 02-01-2022, 07:21 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 22-01-2022, 06:31 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 28-01-2022, 12:53 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 30-01-2022, 10:43 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by king1 - 17-02-2022, 06:47 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oldfellah - 17-02-2022, 08:00 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 18-02-2022, 01:06 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 18-02-2022, 07:55 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 28-02-2022, 06:27 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 28-02-2022, 06:36 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 28-03-2022, 02:00 PM

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