Maybe the graduations could be as follows:
"Still Wet Behind The Ears"... then...
"Mid Life Crisis".... then...
"Aged Disgracefully.... and finally...
"Old Fart"

Ah just a thought hehehe.
"Still Wet Behind The Ears"... then...
"Mid Life Crisis".... then...
"Aged Disgracefully.... and finally...
"Old Fart"


Ah just a thought hehehe.

Always blow on the pie.