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Easter jokes
#1
Angel Big Grin Big Grin

Apologies in advance - some of these are groan inducing, but I was unable to resist.



Now before we start, we would like to tell you that we will not be going to do any jokes about Jesus.

He’s not the kind of guy you’d like to… Cross!




Why was the Easter bunny arrested for taking money from kids forcefully?

He was charged with eggstortion.



What is the head of the Easter Bunny association called?

Chareman.


What type of seat does an Easter bunny prefer?

An arm chare.


Who does the Easter Bunny admire the most among humans?

Eggheads.



On Easter Sunday, I witnessed Batman leave church early.

I had never seen Christian Bale before.


What do you call a flea-infested rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.


Why was the Easter egg hiding from everyone? 
He was inherently a little chicken.
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
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#2
Supermarket is closed.

No. Really.

The pandemic couldn't do it, but wave a minor religious holiday at it and the doors slam shut...
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(16-04-2022, 04:35 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Supermarket is closed.

No. Really.

The pandemic couldn't do it, but wave a minor religious holiday at it and the doors slam shut...
 True, that. Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
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#4
knew the supermarket was closing for the day so have been stockpiling for the last 6 weeks.
went and panic brought enough for extended siege night before.
hopefully we'll scrape thru.
So if you disappear out of view You know I will never say goodbye
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#5
Supermarkets closed?? Damn there goes my social outing for the week  Cool

What do you tell a jokester egg on Easter? You're crackin' me up!
What do you put in your hair before church on Easter? Hare spray!
How many chocolate bunnies can you put in an empty basket? Only one because after that, it's not empty!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen the Easter Bunny with glasses?!
Despite the high cost of living it remains popular
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#6
Mine too. Tg 4 the library!!
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#7
(17-04-2022, 05:47 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Mine too. Tg 4 the library!!
I tend to think that if there's an afterlife, it will be half library & half gigantic art studio; both fully stocked obviously... Angel Big Grin
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)
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#8
God your easily pleased then.
Despite the high cost of living it remains popular
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#9
(17-04-2022, 07:09 PM)Oldfellah Wrote: God your easily pleased then.
There will also be dancing, movies etc etc. - & who knows what else we might get up to. Big Grin
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