they seek him here...

[Magoo]

they seek him there
those Frenchies seek him everywhere
is he in heaven
or is he in hell?
that damned elusive pimpernel...

[Olive]

they seek him there
those Frenchies seek him everywhere
is he in heaven
or is he in hell?
that damned elusive pimpernel...

Toujours bienvenu

Despite being described as hard to control and an invasive weed in many unkind gardening advisories.

https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/plant-p...ontrol.htm

[Oh_hunnihunni]

What is he on about now? Anyone?

And more importantly, where the hell've you been you bad boy?

[Magoo]

had to go offshore
on the down low
mission of mercy
muhrica
earth from face fell
flying is hell
a pox on the airlines and their staff of miserable ill mannered munters

be happy
our shit is bad
but our shit is nowhere near as bad as their shit
their shit is badder, ugly bad
we've a lot of greed and grift, dishonesty and selfishness ahead if we are to catch up

i think the americans are prepared/resigned to be going to russia
if the european community dont act.
their press is warming to it.

[harm_less]

So the internet doesn't work where you've been then? Should have kept in touch. Folks have been worried that something bad had become you.

[Lilith7]

I hope you've got a note to cover your absence....?

[Magoo]

So the internet doesn't work where you've been then? Should have kept in touch. Folks have been worried that something bad had become you.

awww you guys...
actually no, there wasnt internet, FIL is 94, no use for it. i didnt even bring my phone for that reason.
i dont advertise being in absentia for security reasons.

[king1]

I'll call off the search party...

[Magoo]

i thought you all might enjoy a little magoo holiday,
a wee break from the loud, foul mouthed, opinionated, gear grinding, obtuse, intolerant, narrow minded, judgemental curmudgeon that is magoo will have done you all some good. de nada, anytime.
the wife thoroughly enjoys her time away from combative and belligerent magoo, but misses his fine gastronomic skills and huge appendage. (she will stay in muhrica for a few more weeks.)

magoo on planes flew
thru dark skies at night none blue
as did captain and crew