You just might need these instructions

[Roscoe]

I saw this mentioned in a nature programme I watched just recently and thought that it is the sort of information that you just could not do without, so I looked it up and found nine drawings on how to wrap a pigeon prior to dropping it from an aircraft. The method was used by the Royal Airforce. I knew it was the completely useless piece of information that you just needed to know:

https://ibccdigitalarchive.lincoln.ac.uk...573]Method of Wrapping Pigeons for Dropping from Aircraft · IBCC Digital Archive (lincoln.ac.uk)

[king1]

i'm sure that'll come in handy

[Lilith7]

Well - woe betide the next pigeon to visit my yard!