You can never have enough...

[JanW]

My two best efforts have been to sing made up as I go along hymns very loudly - I can’t sing for peanuts but she was persistent every time I drew breath she tried to tell me I had a problem with a computer
Another one I told my father was the Police Commissioner and she was being traced right now and to expect a knock on the door - the connection was swiftly disconnected
But I nearly got caught shortly after chorus installed my fibre - I had been having problems and the problem solver was very difficult to understand - I picked up the phone one day a foreign voice invited me to press 1 if I wasn’t happy with my connection- at that particular moment couldn’t be bothered so hung up but found out later it was a very clever scam - many people got caught somehow if you pressed 1 they gained access to all sorts .The newest one is they are from visa - amazon has notified them there has been illegal activities on your credit card and they need your pin to fix it .I think it must be the worst job in the world scamming peopl
My grandson has just tested positive along with his two rugby coaches and the majority of the team - panic stations in his world first game is next week
The smell of fresh peaches is just one of the most wonderful perfumes right up there with when we had 3 acres of plums blossoming - it was incredible