You can never have enough...

[Lilith7]

I am an evil grandmother.

When granddaughter got married earlier this year & they were doing group photos, I got in the group with everyone else, just at the side. Next minute my two grandsons got one each side of me & marched me up to the front row. They're both six footers & I am not, so not a lot I could do.
I told them that I was going to get them something really evil for their birthdays. But that seemed a bit mean so instead, knowing that they'll have forgotten all about it by now I've got them joke presents for Xmas.

If anyone is deeply religious DO NOT read further.

Their presents come with a little note reminding them about their dreadful transgression, wishing them a Merry Xmas & directing them to open their 3 little gifts in order, they're numbered 1 - 3.
The first is a tasteful little bobble head Jesus dashboard figurine, the second is a poster type of thing, one is of Jesus with the open heart surgery look, the other is the image of his body being carted away, with a bar sign in background.
The final is a T shirt each, the one with jesus wearing a crown of thorns goes to the grandson who got the open heart surgery poster while the T shirt with jesus with open heart surgery look goes to the other one.

Its good to be a Gran.