You can never have enough...

[Lilith7]

Hope Mr K's eye will be OK, KM, that's got to be worrying.

With luck the odd sound with the scoot might just need a wee bit of oil, Hunni

Was doing the dreaded shopping this morning when a woman in the queue struck up a conversation, & went on to tell me that she was married years ago; as far as she knew everything was fine & they had six kids together.
Until suddenly one day he legged it with his other love, having cleared their joint bank account of funds first. Must have been a hell of a shock, poor woman & when she told him he didn't have to have their kids he apparently went into panic mode at the very idea but said he'd like to have their dog!
Needless to say he didn't get the dog.

There really is nowt so queer as folk...

Wish I could get under it Lilith, with my handy can of CRC... Might save me a $120 call out fee, lol...

Might it be worth asking one of your handyman neighbours? I'd lend you one of the sweetie darlings but its a bit far to come - a pity as the youngest is a mechanic more or less - automotive thingamajig, whatever that is.

Or - do they happen to have a men's shed near you, they might be able to help.