12-01-2023, 06:29 PM
I'm not having a funeral, I'm having an unfuneral. And a cardboard coffin. (Even they are around the $1000 mark!) With any luck, by then I'll have done the needed legalities to be an organ donor so what's left will be cremated.
And then that lot can scatter the ashes where I told them to, & they can sit about listening to music I like (should be torture for them!) & telling stories about things.
Like the day-that-Gran-forgot- to-put-flour-in-the-Anzac-biscuits. Completely ignoring that THEY turned up early & THEY all started talking to me at once on different subjects so therefore it was all THEIR bloody fault!
And then that lot can scatter the ashes where I told them to, & they can sit about listening to music I like (should be torture for them!) & telling stories about things.
Like the day-that-Gran-forgot- to-put-flour-in-the-Anzac-biscuits. Completely ignoring that THEY turned up early & THEY all started talking to me at once on different subjects so therefore it was all THEIR bloody fault!
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)