18-11-2023, 09:13 AM
(18-11-2023, 07:36 AM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Today's Crip Disaster? The tv remote has fallen off the bedside, onto the wooden floor, and slid into the bowels of hell. My longest poky proddy fetch it tool is useless.
I hate my life. And today hasn't even fucking started, dammit!
I have to laugh...
My favourite for moments like that is 'Bloodysoddingbastardhell!' But I recently nicked one from youngest granddaughter which i quite like: "holyshitbiscuits!'
Perhaps a broom might reach the wretched remote? Or, you might try asking your cat - that kind intelligent & lovely creature, to retrieve it? Good luck...
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)