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Jokes and Funnies...
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hahahahaha oh my lordie bee. I have tears running down my eyes, this is so funny.

The Cynical Philosopher ...

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble , but shouldn't that be an even number?

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy , but won't cross the street to vote.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw fish to them

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".
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Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 07-11-2021, 12:14 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Praktica - 07-11-2021, 12:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 08-11-2021, 08:51 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 09-11-2021, 01:39 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 11-11-2021, 11:11 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 13-11-2021, 04:35 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 13-11-2021, 06:42 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 13-11-2021, 08:36 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 14-11-2021, 01:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 15-11-2021, 06:12 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 16-11-2021, 10:23 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 17-11-2021, 10:02 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 17-11-2021, 11:03 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 17-11-2021, 04:22 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 18-11-2021, 06:18 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 18-11-2021, 02:47 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 19-11-2021, 10:46 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 20-11-2021, 11:35 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 20-11-2021, 01:17 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 21-11-2021, 09:20 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 20-11-2021, 02:07 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 23-11-2021, 03:59 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 23-11-2021, 04:08 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 24-11-2021, 04:12 PM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 24-11-2021, 06:53 PM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 07-12-2021, 02:15 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 07-12-2021, 04:05 PM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 07-12-2021, 03:35 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 09-12-2021, 02:09 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Rumpelteazer - 10-12-2021, 08:26 AM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 17-12-2021, 03:19 PM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 18-12-2021, 07:17 PM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 21-12-2021, 06:01 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 22-12-2021, 08:50 AM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 02:26 PM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 02-01-2022, 04:05 PM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 06:31 PM
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