19-12-2021, 10:58 AM
(This post was last modified: 19-12-2021, 11:13 AM by crafters_corner.)
(19-12-2021, 10:42 AM)Lilith7 Wrote: It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.haha, love it.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
Then, they kick him in the ice hole.
Love your sense of humour lilith.
Some for the kids on Christmas Day...
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has private elf care!
What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Elfis.
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!
What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.
What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsil-itis!
What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple!
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky? It looks like rain, deer.
What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot? A chill pill.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".