22-12-2021, 08:50 AM
A couple were Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall
was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her
husband was nowhere around.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so
worried, she called him on his mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember th
e jewelry store we
went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond
necklace that we couldn't afford and I told you that I would get it for you
one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that
jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her
husband was nowhere around.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so
worried, she called him on his mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember th
e jewelry store we
went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond
necklace that we couldn't afford and I told you that I would get it for you
one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that
jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".