23-12-2021, 02:28 PM
A young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered a butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and asked what he was going to do about it?
He said he’d offer to provide her with free meat until the boy was 18. She agreed:
The butcher had been counting the years off on his calendar and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said.
“I’ll be 18 tomorrow.”
“I know.” Said the butcher with a smile.
“I’ve been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she’ll get and watch the expression on her face.”
When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
The woman nodded and said.
“Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk and free groceries for the last 18 years and watch the expression on his face!
He said he’d offer to provide her with free meat until the boy was 18. She agreed:
The butcher had been counting the years off on his calendar and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said.
“I’ll be 18 tomorrow.”
“I know.” Said the butcher with a smile.
“I’ve been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she’ll get and watch the expression on her face.”
When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
The woman nodded and said.
“Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk and free groceries for the last 18 years and watch the expression on his face!
Be the kind of woman, that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil goes "oh crap, she's up".