28-03-2022, 02:00 PM
voice activated lift, Scotland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FFRoYhTJQQ
Dead politicians
A large jet plane carrying several politicians from both main political parties crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Australia.
Panic-stricken, the local police mobilised and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The officer and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man’s tractor.
“Harry,” the officer yelled, panting and out of breath. “Did you see this terrible accident happen?”
“Yep. Sure did,” the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor’s engine.
“Were there any survivors?”
“Nope. They’re all killed straight out,” the farmer answered. “I buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.”
“They’re all dead?” the officer asked.
“Well,” the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. “They kept saying they weren’t…
“But you know how those mongrel bastards lie.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FFRoYhTJQQ
Dead politicians
A large jet plane carrying several politicians from both main political parties crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Australia.
Panic-stricken, the local police mobilised and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The officer and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man’s tractor.
“Harry,” the officer yelled, panting and out of breath. “Did you see this terrible accident happen?”
“Yep. Sure did,” the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor’s engine.
“Were there any survivors?”
“Nope. They’re all killed straight out,” the farmer answered. “I buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.”
“They’re all dead?” the officer asked.
“Well,” the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. “They kept saying they weren’t…
“But you know how those mongrel bastards lie.”
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