Went through the cemetery yesterday, there was a guy sitting next to a grave
“Morning” I said
“Nah, just taking a dump” he replied
Popped into the Penguin Arms for a Pint after work and this mad tart threw a Prawn Cocktail at me
“And that’s just for starters!” she yelled
“Morning” I said
“Nah, just taking a dump” he replied
Popped into the Penguin Arms for a Pint after work and this mad tart threw a Prawn Cocktail at me
“And that’s just for starters!” she yelled