04-09-2022, 07:25 PM
Some people eat snails. They mustn't like fast food.
Why is no one friends with Dracula?
Because he's a pain in the neck.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
I've been reading a book about anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down!
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
Why is no one friends with Dracula?
Because he's a pain in the neck.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
I've been reading a book about anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down!
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)