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Jokes and Funnies...
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Big Grin 
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up.
Suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes. When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out,
rip the skin back and suck em' dry."
The policeman fainted.


Blush

A Cheating husband decided to write this letter
to his wife. My Dear Wife, You will surely
understand that I have certain needs that you,
Being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am
very happy with you and I value you as a good
wife, however, after reading this letter I hope
you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will
be spending the evening with my 18 years old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't
be upset, I shall be back before midnight".
When the man came home late that night he
found a reply of his letter on the dining room
table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter
and thank you for your honesty about my being
54 years old. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at
our local college. I would like to inform you that
while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta
with Michael, one of my students, who is also
the assistant tennis coach. He is young,virile and like your secretary, he is 18 years old. You being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!!!
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Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 07-11-2021, 12:14 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Praktica - 07-11-2021, 12:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 08-11-2021, 08:51 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 09-11-2021, 01:39 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 11-11-2021, 11:11 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 13-11-2021, 04:35 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 13-11-2021, 06:42 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 13-11-2021, 08:36 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 14-11-2021, 01:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 15-11-2021, 06:12 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 16-11-2021, 10:23 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 17-11-2021, 10:02 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 17-11-2021, 11:03 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 17-11-2021, 04:22 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 18-11-2021, 06:18 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 18-11-2021, 02:47 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 19-11-2021, 10:46 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 20-11-2021, 11:35 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 20-11-2021, 01:17 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by namtak - 21-11-2021, 09:20 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 20-11-2021, 02:07 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 23-11-2021, 03:59 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 23-11-2021, 04:08 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 24-11-2021, 04:12 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 24-11-2021, 06:19 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 24-11-2021, 06:53 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 26-11-2021, 08:01 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 26-11-2021, 01:45 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 26-11-2021, 03:06 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 29-11-2021, 05:48 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 01-12-2021, 06:17 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-12-2021, 03:02 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by joe 90 - 03-12-2021, 12:17 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 03-12-2021, 11:04 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 03-12-2021, 03:14 PM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 05-12-2021, 09:38 AM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 07-12-2021, 02:15 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 07-12-2021, 04:05 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 07-12-2021, 04:21 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 07-12-2021, 03:35 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 09-12-2021, 02:09 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Rumpelteazer - 10-12-2021, 08:26 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 12-12-2021, 06:30 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 17-12-2021, 03:19 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oh_hunnihunni - 17-12-2021, 06:35 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 18-12-2021, 07:17 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 19-12-2021, 10:42 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 19-12-2021, 10:58 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Zurdo - 19-12-2021, 02:54 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 19-12-2021, 04:38 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 19-12-2021, 05:54 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 02-01-2022, 02:33 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by harm_less - 21-12-2021, 04:50 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 21-12-2021, 06:01 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 22-12-2021, 08:50 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 22-12-2021, 10:24 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 23-12-2021, 02:28 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 24-12-2021, 11:04 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Zurdo - 27-12-2021, 05:50 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oldfellah - 27-12-2021, 06:58 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 02:26 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 03:21 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 02-01-2022, 03:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 02-01-2022, 04:05 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 05:47 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oldfellah - 02-01-2022, 05:49 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by crafters_corner - 02-01-2022, 06:31 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Oldfellah - 02-01-2022, 07:21 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 22-01-2022, 06:31 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 28-01-2022, 12:53 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 30-01-2022, 10:43 AM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 18-02-2022, 01:06 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by jackford - 18-02-2022, 07:55 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 28-02-2022, 06:27 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Me+Me - 28-02-2022, 06:36 PM
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RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 03-08-2022, 11:37 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 23-08-2022, 03:36 PM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Foal30 - 25-08-2022, 12:14 AM
RE: Jokes and Funnies... - by Lilith7 - 04-09-2022, 07:25 PM
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