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Hastings making a dick of itself.
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Big Grin  26-11-2021, 11:06 AM
https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/1271063...ncy-castle

Any gals wanna join me on a trip to Hastings?? Big Grin Big Grin

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26-11-2021, 11:12 AM
mum can we get the pretty pink mushroom one ?
So if you disappear out of view You know I will never say goodbye

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26-11-2021, 11:14 AM
(26-11-2021, 11:12 AM)Magoo Wrote: mum can we get the pretty pink mushroom one ?
They're all pink, you silly sausage.

Can we go by size??

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26-11-2021, 11:17 AM
a bouncy castle for your kids birthday?
ive got a mate whos got one...
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26-11-2021, 11:20 AM
(26-11-2021, 11:17 AM)Magoo Wrote: a bouncy castle for your kids birthday?
ive got a mate whos got one...
All the guys I know have got one too. Blush

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26-11-2021, 12:37 PM
Will they do a female version also or would that be controversial? One could enter through a special "tunnel".

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26-11-2021, 01:01 PM
(26-11-2021, 12:37 PM)TygerTung Wrote: Will they do a female version also or would that be controversial? One could enter through a special "tunnel".
I'm sure it could be arranged.

Could be quite a fun bouncy castle party.

We could get a group together of tmmb members, and get a bus down there.

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26-11-2021, 01:05 PM
its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on
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26-11-2021, 01:06 PM (This post was last modified: 26-11-2021, 01:07 PM by Oh_hunnihunni.)
I want one with a massage function.

And a crane.
(26-11-2021, 01:05 PM)Magoo Wrote: its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on
C'mon magoo, you remember how babies are made, right? Big Grin

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26-11-2021, 01:07 PM
and a bicycle tyre repair kit
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26-11-2021, 01:09 PM
I don't need a bouncy castle really. I am my own version!

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26-11-2021, 01:09 PM
(26-11-2021, 01:06 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: I want one with a massage function.

And a crane.
(26-11-2021, 01:05 PM)Magoo Wrote: its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on
C'mon magoo, you remember how babies are made, right? Big Grin
  A 'massage function?'

So...a virtual vibrator, then? Big Grin Angel Rolleyes
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)

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26-11-2021, 01:11 PM (This post was last modified: 26-11-2021, 01:14 PM by crafters_corner.)
(26-11-2021, 01:05 PM)Magoo Wrote: its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on
Oh magoo, you missed the most important bit of the story.

"Leave the kids at home - this bouncy castle is for the adults".
(26-11-2021, 01:09 PM)Lilith7 Wrote:
(26-11-2021, 01:06 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: I want one with a massage function.

And a crane.
C'mon magoo, you remember how babies are made, right? Big Grin
  A 'massage function?'

So...a virtual vibrator, then? Big Grin Angel Rolleyes
haha, not sure that's what hunni meant, but we'll go with your version here lilith, coz it sounds like fun.

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26-11-2021, 01:15 PM
you read the story?
i couldnt be bothered
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26-11-2021, 01:18 PM
(26-11-2021, 01:11 PM)crafters_corner Wrote:
(26-11-2021, 01:05 PM)Magoo Wrote: its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on
Oh magoo, you missed the most important bit of the story.

"Leave the kids at home - this bouncy castle is for the adults".
(26-11-2021, 01:09 PM)Lilith7 Wrote:   A 'massage function?'

So...a virtual vibrator, then? Big Grin Angel Rolleyes
haha, not sure that's what hunni meant, but we'll go with your version here lilith, coz it sounds like fun.

I was unable to resist.... Angel
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)

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26-11-2021, 01:26 PM
(26-11-2021, 01:18 PM)Lilith7 Wrote:
(26-11-2021, 01:11 PM)crafters_corner Wrote: Oh magoo, you missed the most important bit of the story.

"Leave the kids at home - this bouncy castle is for the adults".
haha, not sure that's what hunni meant, but we'll go with your version here lilith, coz it sounds like fun.

I was unable to resist.... Angel
I understand completely. I mean, what woman could ever refuse a virtual vibrator. Tongue

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26-11-2021, 01:31 PM
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(26-11-2021, 01:18 PM)Lilith7 Wrote: I was unable to resist.... Angel
I understand completely. I mean, what woman could ever refuse a virtual vibrator. Tongue

Angel Big Grin Big Grin
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