Hastings making a dick of itself.

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its a little bit creepy tbh call me a prude
somehow childrens toys and penis themes is...inappropriate.
kind of like giving a baby a dildo to teeth on

Oh magoo, you missed the most important bit of the story.

"Leave the kids at home - this bouncy castle is for the adults".

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I want one with a massage function.

And a crane.

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C'mon magoo, you remember how babies are made, right?

  A 'massage function?'

So...a virtual vibrator, then? 

haha, not sure that's what hunni meant, but we'll go with your version here lilith, coz it sounds like fun.