30-05-2022, 11:18 AM
"If you can't laugh at yourself Jeffrey, you are missing out on the Joke of the Century"
Dame Edna Everidge to Baron Archer
“Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.”
Einstein
“I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint: It has to do with creating and sharing.”
Bill Hicks
“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. “
“The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. “
“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.”
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
“When I was a boy, the Dead sea was only sick.”
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George Burns
Dame Edna Everidge to Baron Archer
“Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.”
Einstein
“I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint: It has to do with creating and sharing.”
Bill Hicks
“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. “
“The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. “
“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.”
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
“When I was a boy, the Dead sea was only sick.”
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George Burns
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)