31-05-2022, 02:01 PM
“If we reach the limit of human endurance, if the pain goes beyond the grasp of palliative care; we should have the human right to say: “This far & no further” & be assisted, with proper safeguards to take such steps as necessary to quit this life in dignity.”
Alex Cole-Hamilton
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“Humour is reason gone mad.”
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.”
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.”
“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.”
“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
Groucho Marx
Alex Cole-Hamilton
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“Humour is reason gone mad.”
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.”
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
“I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.”
“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.”
“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
Groucho Marx
in order to be old & wise, you must first be young & stupid. (I'm still working on that.)