Could you live without the internet for one week?

[Zurdo]

I'm a dirty old man, and took my library book to work...and my dirt rubbed off on the book. I had to pay a fine for that. So now I take my 8'' to work and that solves that problem. I've got a house, and a garage full of books, I guess I've read most of them. But, I paid money for most of them, and can't afford to keep doing that forever. The library is my favorite place...and it's free...if you don't ruin a book.