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Bollocks - R2x1 - 22-04-2023
I am not as much under the effluence of inchohol as some thinkle peep.
975 keystrokes so far; all of 'em perfect.
I'm unanimouse on that, except for the voting.
RE: Bollocks - Kenj - 22-04-2023
Time for bed R2
RE: Bollocks - Oh_hunnihunni - 22-04-2023
Ahhhhh, clean sheets! The reward for all that effort...
RE: Bollocks - R2x1 - 23-04-2023
(22-04-2023, 08:43 PM)Kenj Wrote: Time for bed R2
Sounds about right -
(22-04-2023, 09:22 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Ahhhhh, clean sheets! The reward for all that effort...
ZZZ's of the highest quality, alas, ruined by free-range sheets.
RE: Bollocks - Kenj - 23-04-2023
(23-04-2023, 09:55 AM)R2x1 Wrote:(22-04-2023, 08:43 PM)Kenj Wrote: Time for bed R2
(22-04-2023, 09:22 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Ahhhhh, clean sheets! The reward for all that effort...
ZZZ's of the highest quality, alas, ruined by free-range sheets.
Hmmn, free range sheets? are they in anyway similar to free range chickens?
RE: Bollocks - Wainuitech - 23-04-2023
Its funny what happens sometimes when drinking.
We were playing on the Wii last night ( bowling and whack fuck- Golf) All of a sudden the Google Home Mini Starts speaking out all sorts of rubbish -- I yelled out we weren't talking to you b*tch LOL And it responded by saying " Sorry just trying to help, I'll keep quiet" We cracked up laughing
RE: Bollocks - Kenj - 23-04-2023
Just figured out the diff between free range sheets and free range chickens..... One tucks, the other clucks!
Now, no suggestions using other homonyms.
RE: Bollocks - R2x1 - 23-04-2023
Free-range sheets, regardless of homonyms and other scallywags, can be identified by a tendency to wander off to unfamiliar pastures, particularly in warmer weather. Sheets and chickens do have weird flocking habits when inaccessible areas are being accessed.
Dunno how this merged 2 replies into a single mess. Loose nut on the keyboard maybe?
(23-04-2023, 10:59 AM)Wainuitech Wrote: Its funny what happens sometimes when drinking.
We were playing on the Wii last night ( bowling and whack fuck- Golf) All of a sudden the Google Home Mini Starts speaking out all sorts of rubbish -- I yelled out we weren't talking to you b*tch LOL And it responded by saying " Sorry just trying to help, I'll keep quiet" We cracked up laughing
ROFL. The perversity of supposedly inanimate objects sometimes gets more apt than it is meant to.
RE: Bollocks - Oh_hunnihunni - 23-04-2023
Awww blame the innocent sheets why doncha...
Hospital corners and a tight tuck in soon sorts that out. Didn't your mummies teach you proper?
RE: Bollocks - R2x1 - 23-04-2023
Hospital corners don't work on Hospital beds with alternating air mattresses. Ain't got nobody to tuck me in no mo' neither.
It's a hard world when the bed's got hoses coming out the corner, and the mattress is tied to the frame along the edges. It's a plot!