Woke crowd censor Roald Dahl's books...

[Kenj]

He's fat, and controls the railway...maybe he should be called The Obese Controller ?

big,bulging,bulky,chunky,heavy,hefty,large,meaty,obese,plump,well-fed

Controller

You forgot fat bastard!

[Lilith7]

big,bulging,bulky,chunky,heavy,hefty,large,meaty,obese,plump,well-fed

Controller

You forgot fat bastard!

Oh no - what a terrible oversight!

There'll be a lightning bolt along any minute..

[harm_less]

big,bulging,bulky,chunky,heavy,hefty,large,meaty,obese,plump,well-fed

Controller

You forgot fat bastard!

[nzoomed]

I wonder how much longer south park will survive at this rate!?
They really know how to push the boundaries but seem to get away with alot.

[girlgeorgina]

Is Ringo still allowed to talk about The Fat Controller ?

his name is actually Sir Topham Hatt.

from wiki:
The Fat Controller, whose real name is Sir Topham Hatt, is a fictional character in The Railway Series books written by Reverend W. Awdry and his son, Christopher Awdry. In the first two books in the series (The Three Railway Engines and Thomas the Tank Engine) he is known as The Fat Director, and as of the third book (James the Red Engine) he becomes The Fat Controller, as the railway has been nationalised. Sir Topham Hatt's full name is revealed in the foreword to the 1951 book Henry the Green Engine.