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Whale spy found dead
#1
The suspected Russian spy was found dead in Norwegian waters. Hvaldimir was apparently very interested in humans....& has died suddenly.

Well, that's it then; the Russians took him out lest he defected... Rolleyes Rolleyes Big Grin Big Grin


https://www.1news.co.nz/2024/09/02/celeb...an-waters/
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#2
or he knew he was outed and chomped down on the cyanide pill
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(02-09-2024, 04:02 PM)king1 Wrote: or he knew he was outed and chomped down on the cyanide pill

And who could blame him... Rolleyes Big Grin Big Grin
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#4
Well its Russia after all!
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#5
Beats being chucked out a hotel window. Or stabbed with a brolly.
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(03-09-2024, 07:00 AM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Beats being chucked out a hotel window. Or stabbed with a brolly.

It does.

Mind you though...this could all be nonsense, a faked death so that whale spy can continue under another identity...

Rolleyes
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#7
Well, all it needs is a fake mo and a new passport...
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(03-09-2024, 05:52 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Well, all it needs is a fake mo and a new passport...

Yeah..that'd work. And perhaps a hat... Rolleyes Big Grin

And glasses...
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#9
Now you are just being silly. No one wears a hat in the sea...
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#10
(04-09-2024, 09:08 AM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Now you are just being silly. No one wears a hat in the sea...

Bathing cap ring any bells....? Rolleyes Big Grin Big Grin

Lovely mental image... Big Grin Big Grin
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#11
Awwww, I thought you'd find some waterproof way out, lol...
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#12
I went looking, found this. Probably a few dozen would do the trick..


https://www.amazon.com/Surfing-Electric-...B0CMWP38J2
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#13
They look dangerously like squid...

Hang on, maybe that's what done him in...
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(04-09-2024, 03:28 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: They look dangerously like squid...

Hang on, maybe that's what done him in...

Might have been one of those electric eels...

That could be it, a crack squad of ninja assassin eels... Big Grin Big Grin


https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/anim...ectric-eel


I SO wish McPhail & Gadsy were still around; they'd have such fun with this.
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#15
Crack is right. Crack fizz gurgle...
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(05-09-2024, 03:38 PM)Oh_hunnihunni Wrote: Crack is right. Crack fizz gurgle...

I don't suppose..nah, it'd never work.

There's just no way we could get the entire population of politicians into a swimming pool at the same time as a crack squad of highly trained electric eels...sigh... Rolleyes Rolleyes Big Grin Big Grin
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