Oh darn, another parcel has been condemned to an indefinite term of Aramex confinement. I presume my parcel will at least find a friend or two in the big crowd it associates with as it serves out its time in limbo.
If, among the superfine print in the "Terms Of Service" Aramex almost definitely intend to circulate real soon now, they included the message that Long Term Storage is included at no extra cost, their victims could not say they are being victimised by becoming waiters. They're probably going to get a fairly large serving of free storage, along with a total immunity from requiring laxatives for quite some time.
Does receiving notification that you've been inflicted with Aramex entitle you to victim support ? (Obviously, that support would not be urgently required, ample time to await service is assured unless pig-poop-repellent-hats are required.)
Is Ample Effervescent Amber Fluid more Effective than Prozac as a treatment after being advised you've been added to Aramex's waiting list?
Is an Aramex notice of infinite delays pending any good as a deferment priority case if served with an eviction notice as your house is about to be demolished to make way for a galactic hyperspace by-pass?
Don't hurry to comment, I may well be waiting here for a while. It is probably unnecessary for me to suggest to Aramex where they could park their so-called service.
If, among the superfine print in the "Terms Of Service" Aramex almost definitely intend to circulate real soon now, they included the message that Long Term Storage is included at no extra cost, their victims could not say they are being victimised by becoming waiters. They're probably going to get a fairly large serving of free storage, along with a total immunity from requiring laxatives for quite some time.
Does receiving notification that you've been inflicted with Aramex entitle you to victim support ? (Obviously, that support would not be urgently required, ample time to await service is assured unless pig-poop-repellent-hats are required.)
Is Ample Effervescent Amber Fluid more Effective than Prozac as a treatment after being advised you've been added to Aramex's waiting list?
Is an Aramex notice of infinite delays pending any good as a deferment priority case if served with an eviction notice as your house is about to be demolished to make way for a galactic hyperspace by-pass?
Don't hurry to comment, I may well be waiting here for a while. It is probably unnecessary for me to suggest to Aramex where they could park their so-called service.
Entropy is not what
it used to be.